too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

(Source: trolltina)

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

image

greglestrade:

you know those people who go on the x-factor that are so so bad and you’re like why did no one tell them why didn’t their family sit them down and say you’re not a good singer please don’t go on tv and humiliate yourself 

kawaiisquad:

finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

(Source: bitnap)

batbottoms:

Me. Today. Shit.

(Source: hurwitzs)

avengersonna:

vireonovae-archive:

"anxIETy??" mOM saYS, "n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU”

thAT

sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT" IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!???

scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT………

eASSYYY??!!!!????

Me

"I have a heart that doesn’t hurt anybody, but hurts me."

Ghada al-Samman (via wzu)

(Source: nizariat)

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway)

nottdead:

evilfeminist:

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

I wrote,

"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

Basically the American education system

(Source: calumnudes)

September 02, 2014 - London [x]

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5SOS Alphabet: Ashton